Ch 6 : The Center Of Gravity

For centuries, scientist and geologists believed the Earth’s center of gravity was at its center. This was due to the symmetrical shape of Earth.
But today every man knows the center of Earth’s gravity is where Prytesh is.

Wherever he is people all over want to know how’s he, what’s he doing, what’s he wearing, what’s he eating, what’s he saying, what’s he feeling, what’s he going through and all those things.
He’s a celebrity but doesn’t need any security. Prytesh has hit every aspect of human life. Prytesh is the friend of every poor and lonely, Prytesh cares for the sad and diseased.
Prytesh stands for the protection of tribal communities, their languages and their cultures.

Prytesh doesn’t believe in racism, however he favours cows ahead of buffalos. Prytesh respects and protects natural resources. Prytesh stands for world peace. His slogan ‘make bombs, not war’ has achieved international acceptance, and is a part of foreign policies of many countries.

Prytesh gave a possible solution for the Kashmir conflict between India and Pakistan. He said, “Keep Kashmir and give them Bihar. Let Laloo take care of them”.

Wherever he is, there’s fun and happiness.

Several countries including the US, UK, Australia, Canada, Kenya, Tanzania and others have offered their respective citizenships to Prytesh, but he turned down all.

One of the Prime Ministers of Namibia (name hidden on request) came to power on the basis of his promise that he would allow his people to witness and experience Prytesh in their country. Obviously that didn’t happen and a civil war followed.

Even the US Presidential candidates include the ‘Prytesh factor’ in their campaign to mesmerize their voters. However Prytesh is not a political figure, he won’t make fake promises nor he gives long humorous speeches. He remains away from politicians.

After Prytesh ruled out the possibilities of him being a US citizen, America appealed to the United Nations to declare ‘Prytesh’ as an international possessions so all countries can have equal rights on Prytesh. This appeal met serious international protest as several countries saw this as America’s dark plan to possess Prytesh through the UN.
Prytesh fans and Prytists all over the world got together at Geneva to demonstrate against this American act during the UN security councils annual summit held there that year.

Prytesh is a national treasure. Security analysts fear that Islamic terrorists might abduct Prytesh to force India to give away Kashmir.

“We should not waste time, money, energy and our intelligence thinking about outer space, try to look into yourself and discover the mission of your life”, Prytesh advises.
This message has become world famous. You’ll easily find this and other famous Prytesh sayings on message-plates in schools, restaurants, hospitals, gardens, toilets and else where.

Some people will put his writings on t-shirts, caps, on cars, and even on the exterior of their houses.