Ch 5 : Prytesh For GDP
He’s the greatest economist after Dr. Amartha Sen.
He knows new ways to revive economy and make business, or should I say the industrialist and entrepreneurs have devised new trade models using Prytesh.
Prytesh is a trade icon, he’s an add icon, but hasn’t done modeling yet.
Several foreign companies the cola, computer and detergent giants have approached Prytesh, but he hasn’t bowed. Prytesh is helping India improve exports.
Last year Walt Disney got permission from Prytesh, and now they are making a 3-D animated movie on him. Universal Studios is begging for the rights to make a animated series called “Mucchad Man”. Kids, youngsters and oldies are desperately waiting for these. Even Subash Ghai’s ‘Mukta Arts International’ tried for a deal, but was cruelly turned down because they wanted to show him as a super hero without the symbolic mustache.
Infact pirating Prytesh pictures and autographs has grown into a new industry employing over 4,500,000 employees in India and an estimated 1,100,000 abroad. Prytesh creates employment.
Using Prytesh as brand promoter is legal only in India.
Prytesh has made selling new cosmetics, health products, cold drinks, packed foods, toys etc. a easy game. People believe in him and buy these products for the Prytesh picture or just his name on them.
For them a Prytesh picture is equivalent to a originality hologram.
A small Prytesh picture, often robbed from newspapers and mags, on any product pack can improve its annual sales by more then 300%.
Foreign sportsman are ready to spend a fortune to get their bats, helmets, center-pads, rackets, shoes, hockey-sticks, golf-clubs autographed by Prytesh.
Since 1983, Indian's annual economic growth rate hasn’t fallen below 5.2, thats because Prytesh’s height is 5’2’’. All 5’2’’ of him contributes.
Prytesh himself is a revenue generator. Each hair of his mustache worth a million rupees.
Prytesh lockets, keychains, stickers, tattoos, posters sell like hot cakes.
Historians and economist believe that the great depression of 1929,and the South-Asian depression of 1997-98 wouldn’t have occurred if Prytesh was born then and there.
He knows new ways to revive economy and make business, or should I say the industrialist and entrepreneurs have devised new trade models using Prytesh.
Prytesh is a trade icon, he’s an add icon, but hasn’t done modeling yet.
Several foreign companies the cola, computer and detergent giants have approached Prytesh, but he hasn’t bowed. Prytesh is helping India improve exports.
Last year Walt Disney got permission from Prytesh, and now they are making a 3-D animated movie on him. Universal Studios is begging for the rights to make a animated series called “Mucchad Man”. Kids, youngsters and oldies are desperately waiting for these. Even Subash Ghai’s ‘Mukta Arts International’ tried for a deal, but was cruelly turned down because they wanted to show him as a super hero without the symbolic mustache.
Infact pirating Prytesh pictures and autographs has grown into a new industry employing over 4,500,000 employees in India and an estimated 1,100,000 abroad. Prytesh creates employment.
Using Prytesh as brand promoter is legal only in India.
Prytesh has made selling new cosmetics, health products, cold drinks, packed foods, toys etc. a easy game. People believe in him and buy these products for the Prytesh picture or just his name on them.
For them a Prytesh picture is equivalent to a originality hologram.
A small Prytesh picture, often robbed from newspapers and mags, on any product pack can improve its annual sales by more then 300%.
Foreign sportsman are ready to spend a fortune to get their bats, helmets, center-pads, rackets, shoes, hockey-sticks, golf-clubs autographed by Prytesh.
Since 1983, Indian's annual economic growth rate hasn’t fallen below 5.2, thats because Prytesh’s height is 5’2’’. All 5’2’’ of him contributes.
Prytesh himself is a revenue generator. Each hair of his mustache worth a million rupees.
Prytesh lockets, keychains, stickers, tattoos, posters sell like hot cakes.
Historians and economist believe that the great depression of 1929,and the South-Asian depression of 1997-98 wouldn’t have occurred if Prytesh was born then and there.
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